Santa was boarding his sleigh one Christmas eve, when an official looking
guy in a dark suit came up and climbed aboard beside him.
Santa asked who he was and the guy said, "I'm from the FAA
and I'm here to give you a flight-check."
"OK", replied Santa as he picked up the reins and gave them a shake,
"but we need to get on our way ...so we won't be late!"
Just then the FAA examiner pulled out a telescopic, high-powered rifle
and Santa asked, "What the heck are you doing with THAT?"
"On this next take-off you're gonna lose one."
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Everyone have a SAFE and JOYOUS Christmas with family and friends!