Well, Eric, I realize that it's a rare thing that you and I might ever differ on things

But,...it's true. I've witnessed it on two engines that were deliberately tested for it.
In normal operations, the surface area of the valve is so much greater than the bearing surface of the valve against it's seat ...that the phenomenon (a technical term -

) is not observed. But imagine this: If sufficient air pressure is applied to the system, a miniscule leak will occur at the valve/seat interface. When that pressure is increased it progresses eventually to overcome the
relatively static pressure against the valve head area and the ability of the valve springs to prevent lifting of the valve. As the air pressure increases it causes a widening rift all along the valve seat and the valve will then suddenly pop open. It's more commonly observed on engines with broken/weak valve springs, and rarely with loose valve seats.
The pressure required to do this on a healthy engine is enormously beyond the 80 psi we use to perform compression tests. But it's a real thing. (In fact, if one wishes to take the illustration to it's ultimate conclusion,...if surface area of the valve head and the air pressure against it is a guarantor of valve seating, then in theory there'd be no need for valve springs except to initiate closing of the valve. But, in the extreme, proof will be found in the fact that an already closed, unsprung valve, with pressure applied to the cylinder, will not long remain closed. As pressure is applied to the cylinder, the valve will indeed lift at some point. Perhaps with only 3 or 4 lbs of pressure, but it will lift without the benefit of valve springs. The presence of valve springs only increase the air pressure required to lift the valve. Carrying the experiment further with ever-increasing spring tensions will in each case continue to increase the air pressure required to lift the valve.)
Admittedly, this is an aberration and not within the purview of ordinary compression testing. It will not ordinarily ever be observed during compression testing, and perhaps I shouldn't have complicated the discussion with it. I was just using it as an extreme example of one reason we use a calibrated input air pressure during compression testing.
Better reasons are: To have a comparison by which we can easily derive a percentage value. 80 psi is a level at which a human can reasonably still hold a prop in position during the test. And it's become a de facto standard in the industry and allows ready comparison to other engine situations.
Sorry if I fogged up the glass with this one.