So, I had to go buy a stripper, again.
But boy! did I find one. Really impressive. Didn't really cost much either, surprisingly.
Now, I've had a lot of strippers in my garage before, and have been mildly entertained by them. Each of them tore off layer after layer and when it was all said and done, it all looked decent enough, for the price.
Finally, I found a stripper that could match my needs. If you're ever in Seattle, look me up and have a look for yourself. Your wife might have objection at first, flying all the way to Seattle to see Shawn's favorite new stripper, until she sees the photo below.
Now, I'm not endorsing this product, but it works so good it's scary. I can't believe they sell it in the US.
